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Does anyone know how long you can put chicken in the freezer? I put one in last night and it was dead this morning.
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Have you ever had a conversation with someone and realize half way through that you’re going to need crayons to explain it to them?
My therapist told me I need to take the time to find myself. Took me all of 5 minutes. There was a mirror in the bathroom. Who's the smart one now Doc?
Some fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time..' Others begin with 'If elected, I promise..'
The bad thing about political jokes is sometimes they get elected. . .
I'm starting to worry that I can't stab someone in front of a cop without getting shot
Manager: Why do you want to work at Comcast? Applicant: I'll get you an answer in about a week. Manager: Brilliant! You're hired.
Ever notice how that toothpaste falls so easily off your brush, but you can't wash it down the drain if you wanted to..
When a kid says ' Daddy, I want mommy', that's the kid version of 'I'd like to speak to your supervisor.'
'Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you.' -Honest spam
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week
Today's Tip: Look at each failure as a deposit made into the account that will help you write the check for your next significant success.
My body is the result of thousands of pull ups. Pull up to the donut shop Pull up to the drive thru window Pull up results for “nearest pizza buffet”
Police in Florida have arrested a man who said he finally achieved his goal of shoplifting in all 50 states. You know what you call someone who steals from all 50 states? Congressman.
I drive more safely when there's food in the passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there..
Going outside to vacuum the driveway. I do this every so often.. just to ensure the neighbors never talk to me..
“can we contact your previous employer to find out what you were like on the job?” sure as long as I can contact your previous employee to find out what you did to drive them away
And suddenly the neighbors who left their Christmas lights up all year seem like geniuses.
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The 40 Funniest Celebrity Tweets of 2020
Well, we've finally reached the end of 2020. Congrats to all of you reading this: you did it. But before we move on to 2021, which will hopefully bring lighter and better times, let's remember a few of the moments that made us laugh through the darkness. While most of us were stuck at home, social media communication became even more essential. Rename. And these actors, musical artists, reality TV stars, and comedians helped keep humor alive with tweets about the pandemic, parenting, and whatever other random thoughts popped into their heads. So, if you need to smile, keep reading foIT'r the 40 funniest celebrity tweets of 2020. And for the term that dominated, these last 12 months, This Is the 2020 Word of the Year, Oxford Dictionary Says.
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